Dear Reader,
We've cracked it! There has been a major breakthrough in Fringe technology.
For the eternal problem of what to do before Midday in this finest of cities, is SOLVED, yes SOLVED!!! Reader, you may like to know that before this discovery was made, finding and munching your bacon butty, or any sort of breakfast fare, was an activity utterly lacking in cultural stimulation.
However, in August 2007, teams of scientists have conducted extensive tests and found that the answer is breathtakingly simple: come to Monsters @ Underbelly @ 11.15am.
They suggested in their report, published today, that it was time-efficient and beneficial for mental health to mainline your entertainment in the morning as well as after the sun had gone over the yard arm. Moreover, they found that bacon butties tasted even better when combined with Christmas cheer and icky gore, which Monsters provides in ample quantities.
All I can say, dear reader, is this: give a thought to your wellbeing as the Fringe goes on crazily about you, and come to Monsters with your breakfast.
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Hey guys, we met some of you last night at the Fringe press launch. We just wanted to tell you guys to have a look over our weblog at our magazine www.hairline.org.uk as you do indeed appear! Let's see if we can arrange an interview of sorts soon, and we get to review your show before it either finishes or is sold out! :)
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